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The study of life as a five-dimensional phenomenon, where organisms exist not just as physical entities in spacetime but as probability distributions across all possible genetic, developmental, and evolutionary branches. This explains why identical twins can have different personalities (they occupy different probability coordinates), why some people are lucky in love and others aren't (they're just in branches where the probability of romance is higher), and why your houseplant is thriving despite your complete neglect (you're in the branch where it's secretly immortal, while in other branches, it died months ago and you're a terrible plant parent).
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