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The tools, real and imagined, designed to help you project your consciousness into the astral plane, ranging from binaural beat YouTube videos to $500 "brain-tuning" headbands that mostly just cause headaches. It also includes the more traditional technologies: dream journals, crystals, and that one friend who's really into yoga and insists they can teach you to "travel astrally" if you just "focus on your third eye" for three hours. The success rate of astral technologies is roughly equivalent to staring at a wall and willing yourself to fly.
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