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Dirty Kristy is when she is dead asleep and didn't wake up to the loud ass [bathroom door] scraping across the floor any of the 5 times you used it, then you decide to [beat your meat] and the sound of you unzipping your pants causes her to raise up out of bed like [the fucking] Undertaker.
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