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The Emosaurus is a large orange dinosaur, with razor sharp metallic teeth. The Emosaurus spends its time roaming the world looking for Emo kids to eat for breakfast. With its keen sense of smell, and ultra-sensitive Emo-detection hearing, It is quickly attracted to the smell of slitted wrists, and the sound of Simple Plan music. The best way to avoid the Emosaurus is too stop living in the "Black Abyss." If you enjoy simple plan music, keep it low so that the Emosaurus understands you are not trying to make everyone else suffer.
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