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A phonkhole is a made-up slang insult meaning a much harsher version of “diddy blud.” It’s used jokingly but aggressively to clown someone—basically calling them painfully corny, embarrassing, or chronically unserious. Origin story: The word was invented about two weeks ago by a friend group as an experiment. They had a friend who always says he hates new slang… and then immediately starts using it. So they made up “phonkhole” to see how long it would take him to adopt it. Result: less than a day
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