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A lighthearted emotional condition marked by the sudden fear of missing your girlfriend or wife’s titties at the exact moment you need comfort, motivation, or a reason to smile and pretend everything’s okay. Symptoms may include random sighing, distracted happiness, unnecessary phone checks, and the strong belief that all problems would be 73% smaller if said titties were present.
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