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A person who isn't just good, but rather-disgustingly good- at gaming or technology. A godnerd doesn’t just play the game or write code; they break the ceiling of what is humanly possible. Godnerds are likely aliens disguised in human form and can communicate telepathically with frogs and reptiles.

Two legendary body types exist: 	•	Ghoul/alien: skinny, pale skin that hasn’t seen the sun in months, spider fingers (long skinny fingers evolved for rapid clicking and keyboard macros), and a disproportionately sized given their oversized brain. 	•	Sloth build: overweight with round features. They are built for maximum chair-time efficiency and do not have kneecaps as they don't exercise. They live off of Diet Coke and snacks.

Godnerds are socially awkward: minimal eye contact, weird pauses, no emotional IQ. They don't know what to do with their hands when standing, so they usually end up gripping the sides of their T-shirt like it’s a skirt.

A godnerd has two paths in life: 1. Tech Founder or 2. Gamer. All godnerds play online roleplaying games and typically play a warlock or shadow priest. When exposed to technology, they “get it” without needing to study.

Real life examples of godnerds include select tech billionaires.

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