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A person who is pathologically obsessed with bicycles. Measures all life [decisions] in gear ratios, tyre pressure, and marginal gains. Can turn any [conversation] - weather, food, politics, or [relationships] - into something vaguely related to bikes. Owns more cycling kit than normal clothes and refers to rides as "spins."
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