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An aggressively annoying individual who never shuts up and somehow makes every situation worse just by being present. An Australian by origin, but loud and irritating by choice, Strayoptics combines nonstop trash talk with absolutely nothing to back it up. Painfully short, embarrassingly bad at rugby, and still convinced they’re elite, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. Frequently found coping by arguing, bragging, and being ignored simultaneously. A prime example of confidence gone feral.
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