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The horrifying yet passive visual confirmation that your poop is fully formed, fully present, and fully not coming out despite your anus having gaped wide open on its own like it’s offering a preview. You didn’t strain. You didn’t even sit down. You were just existing, and BAM: you can now see the smooth, dark, circular surface of your stool perfectly framed by your anal ring like it’s waiting for a red carpet photo.
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