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Douglasophical (adj.) /ˌdʌɡ.ləˈsɒ.fɪ.kəl/ Describing a mindset that infuses ordinary decisions with overly elaborate, Douglas-inspired logic, such as calculating the optimal angle for buttering toast to achieve existential balance or debating if coffee mugs have souls based on their steam patterns. (Informal) Exhibiting a quirky blend of practicality and profundity, akin to the teachings of imagined guru Douglas Wanderwit, where life's puzzles are solved via riddles involving garden gnomes and quantum foam.
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