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The Mississippi State Guard is a State Defense Force (SDF) authorized by the Mississippi Constitution filled to the brim with fat cakes, mentally disabled men in their twenties, and Army wannabes that has not been activated since the days of Hurricane Katrina because Biloxi Police Officers found drunk "soldiers" and personal firearms including fully automatic rifles and other weapons at a "special-needs" shelter. Those "soldiers" then left their post after having their weapons confiscated.
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