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Himpes (noun) Pronounced: HIM-peez A joking remix of the word herpes, but flipped to HIM — meaning whatever a man caught, he definitely didn’t get it from a woman. Used when a woman wants to make it clear: “That came from him, not me.” Himpes = man-on-man business, his situation, not hers.
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