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Usually a neon-colored, lithium-powered pacifier for the economically or [socially challenged]. It is a disposable vape (usually Blue Razz Lemonade or Watermelon Ice) permanently glued to the hand of a tracksuit-clad youth, dole pole dosser or a single mum with Jaden, Kayden and Lilly Mae in tow. Named because of the vertical, clarinet-like appearance, and its ubiquity in areas where the local currency is lottery tickets and regret. The "music" played on this instrument is usually the sound of restricted airflow followed by a cloud of sickly-sweet chemical fog that smells like a [fruit salad] explosion in a [chemical plant].
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