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A man that works his whole life for a minimum wage job, only to not be able to provide, afford a living or to feed a family. He spends his whole life grinding while other men are working less and raking in the dough and having a awful good time having rough sex with their gfs/wives.

He goes to bar every Friday Saturday night randomly asking out girls who already have husbands and children. Hes now noticing hes working harder than expected and wrinkles are starting to pop out and his hairline is receeding.

He thinks he can still produce children, so then he goes to CVS and buys a fertility test. After taking the test, he realizes he's become impotent and his libido has gone to shit. So much for hard work.

He later realizes that hard work doesn't pay off, and that family is more important than work. He regrets his life after seeing other men with attractive wives that are having more sex than him.

He concludes a very important lesson of life.

All work and no play makes Jack impotent.

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