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I invented this term somewhere around 1983. My buddy almost always had weed and his mother was always suspicious, so she's listen to his phone calls. If I asked him if he had any weed or joints his mother would get pissed at the both of us. So I invented the word spleef so that I could inquire without tipping mom off. I'd call and ask "Have you seen any spleefs today?" She probably cought on eventually but it worked all that summer.
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