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portacle noun | por-tuh-kul | fantasy-football slang (fictional) 1. An improbable, season-saving miracle that occurs only when a fantasy football team is objectively terrible, yet somehow pulls off a win that defies logic, statistics, and the known laws of probability. 2. A cosmic intervention in which underperforming players suddenly transform into legends for one magical week, often causing disbelief, confusion, or mild spiritual crises in opponents.
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