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✦ THE ETERNAL POND ✦ Book I — The Still Water & The First Lesson A legendary, cosmic pond that exists before time, before shame, and before bad vibes. Centered in infinite stillness floats Poobah Doobah, the three-eyed frog deity who judges nothing but somehow judges everything. Mortals, especially overthinkers like Lumi, visit The Eternal Pond to dump the emotional baggage no one asked them to carry: expectations, fears, social pressure, and existential anxiety. The Pond doesn’t judge, it doesn’t explain—it absorbs, teaching that existence is enough and that not all stones are yours to carry. Key teachings: EXISTENCE IS ENOUGH YOU DO NOT HAVE TO KEEP WHAT WAS NEVER YOURS
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