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A corporate creature who survives entirely on second-hand glory. 1. Someone who books endless “quick syncs” to ask you what you’re doing, then immediately reports your work as their progress to look important. Basically, a human status dashboard that charges per meeting. 2. Adds zero value to engineering, design, or timelines—unless you count delaying the project so they can host more meetings. If productivity was a crime, they’d have the perfect alibi.
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