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(noun) A person with refined taste in dick, they don’t fall for just any random dude with a pulse. A Cock Connoisseur studies the art, the energy, and the presentation of dick like a Michelin inspector with a clipboard. They chase the cock like a 90’s kid chased the original 151 Pokémon, they gotta catch, or taste, them all! They can spot red flags faster than they can unzip a disappointment. They’ve sampled enough mediocrity to know what five-star service looks like and they don’t settle for less.
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