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The Evil Purple Glaserpump, sometimes referred to as simply "The Glaserpump", is a mischievous creature who likes to sow destruction and chaos everywhere it goes. Should any type of misfortune ever befall you or your loved ones, The Glaserpump may be the one to blame.
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