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DESCRIPTION Calder is the average sleep paralysis gnome that appears in your nightmare, do not worry as Calder is too short to be able to scare you. SEEING THE CALDER If you want to see the Calder in your nightmares, try to stay up at least 42 hours and say "habos, babos, ball" with a ball in your hand ( higher chance of seeing the Calder if its a yellow bouncy ball ) then at "ball" throw the ball at the ground ( once per 4 hour ). The chance of seeing the Calder is possible but EXTREMELY rare but after doing that ritual, it'll be a 50/50 chance of seeing the Calder. THE CALDERS NOISES The Calder will normally make the sound from angry birds, that being "RAH-HEENYA" or the scooby-dooby-doo "REHEHEHEHEHE". VRO IM AVERAGE HEIGHT - My comrade Calder.
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