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Owned by Sophia Petronelle and made from Tiger Fruit™ grown on the South-Atlantic Landfill, Ospuze™ is the Only Energy Drink you will ever need. All power and No sugar, Ospuze™ gives you the Energy you need to keep Popping, Pouring and Performing in the Arena. Side Effects of Excessive Ospuze™ Consumption may induce; Dehydration, Insomnia, Disorientation, Sensory Overlap, Multilingual Roaring, Elevated Heart Rate, Visual Sharpness, Skin Detachment Syndrome and possible Death. Tiger Fruit ™is a trademark of Trentilla™, The Food of Tomorrow. Pop. Pour. Perform is a registered trademark of Ospuze™. Under no Circumstances should "Pour" precede "Perform" Drink Responsibly.
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