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A mythical creature resembling a cephalopod, shaped like an octopus, with the addition of a large humanoid nose protruding from its head. Unverified reports from sightings of this creature have claimed that the insufflopod's sniff is so strong that, when its nose protrudes out of the ocean into the air, its sniff can consume any drugs up to 888 feet away, unless it is regularly fed scents that make sense, because the nose knows.
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