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n. A unit of brain performance that acts as the standard metric for gauging the raw processing power of a brain on ketamine. A higher ketaflop count generally indicates increased creativity, reduced stress, a growing desire to melt into a couch or a bed, and an alluring sense of increasing confusion. However, if ketamine is consumed beyond the brain's ketaflop threshold, the user temporarily disassociates and becomes a potato floating through spacetime with no concept of self. v. To be on a good rip of ketamine, tapping into its superpowers while mitigating the drugs downsides, similar to being "in the zone" in professional sports.
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