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(adj./noun) 1. A person who finds themselves hopelessly, exclusively, obsessed with someone named Clare. 2. Symptoms may include uncontrollable smiling upon sighting of Clare, a sudden craving for marriage and the belief that all humans pale in comparison 3. Often described as a terminal condition, with no known cure and no desire for such.
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