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Of walkers or hikers that are constantly on the go, Mountain dick is a disorder that strikes roughly 2-3 hours into a hike. Balls outsize the male appendage and even a man blessed with length and girth is suddenly struck with a micro penis. Often caused by intense sweaty balls and gooch sweat. Often discovered when having an impromptu piss on the rocks.
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