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sex move performed only with someone whose hair is whiter than fresh snow and skin even whiter, amplified by the bizarre requirement that both partners wear extremely pink fake toy dog during the act. The move starts in pitch darkness; as the pink clothes are removed, the blinding flash from one’s skin and hair forces both partners into fighting eachother, touch-only scramble, during which the toy dog claws are used to “trace constellations” across each other’s bodies at dizzying speed. At the peak, the combined glare and claw-scratching create a phenomenon known as the “Snowquake,” allegedly bright enough to set off nearby car alarms and scare actual dogs within a two-mile radius. Survivors claim when doing this move correctly you WILL experience a flashbang.
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