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Byronherm used to think he was cool — until life reduced him to a five-foot-three punchline. His Bronze Star is the only thing he’s ever achieved, and even that’s gathering dust. He works in a dead-end call centre for pennies, yet still blows what little he earns on Sparc Mac just to cling to an online rank nobody cares about. The rest goes to fuelling his girlfriend’s relentless feeding habit, while she treats him like an ATM with bad posture. His sad obsession with @’ing Sparc Mac in the Discord for attention — only to be ignored every single time — is almost too pathetic to watch. Byronherm isn’t just a loser — he’s the kind of guy who pays for his own humiliation and calls it love.
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