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Armie (noun) An elite male specimen who looks like he was genetically engineered by Greek gods and raised by Jordan Belfort. He doesn’t walk, he arrives. The kind of man who makes other men question their masculinity, and women remember their unresolved daddy issues. Can bench press your dad and probably taught your grandmother the family Lasagna recipe. Fluent in sarcasm, style, and sexual seduction. Has probably ghosted success because it wasn’t ambitious enough. Synonyms: weaponized charm, endgame.
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