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SARMs (selective androgen receptor modulators) are a novel type of drug designed for gym going teenage boys with broccoli hair who have ‘reached their natty limit’ (after 4 weeks of training), to give them liver, lipid and endocrine system problems before they hit 20. these drugs mimic anabolic steroids and can yield up to zero kg of muscle gain when combined with a daily 50 sets of pointless chest and arm fluff, no legs, 10 minutes of tik tok scrolling and a diet that would be insufficient for a 90 year old bedridden pensioner. if the teen is lucky they may end up on proper steroids (TRT) and make some gains, but many give up after a few months or worse, take up crossfit.
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