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Someone who's so fucking miserable from seeing child-free people enjoying having clean homes, stuff that isn't broken, and being able to travel that they insist that child-free people have kids just so the people who don't want kids can be miserable too. Common things a breeder will say to a child-free person: "You're being selfish" "You'll change your mind" "You're immature" "You won't know true love until you have a baby" "Motherhood/fatherhood is so rewarding" "You're wasting your life" "You'll regret not having a baby" "You're lazy" "Who will take care of you when you're old?" "You're gonna die alone"
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