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One of the most absurd parody videos of all time. The video depicts a Mario Kart race featuring several non-nintendo characters. Mario slowly but surely kills every one of them, even killing Yoshi and Toad in the process, and Ash Ketchum captures Sonic. Ultimately he dies to Kratos, who wins the race by default, taking Peach and Daisy as his trophies. Characters who appear in the video include Knuckles: Died (blown up by mario) Anakin: Died (Fireballed) Yoshi: Died (Crashes his kart after getting an item box in his eyes.) Donkey Kong: Survives (Mario shoved a banana up his ass) Sackboy: Died (Hit by Mario's bullet bill.) Sonic: Captured (Choked by Mario before getting sent down the track by a boost panel, proceeds to get captured by Ash Ketchum.) Ash Ketchum: Did not participate in the race (Captured sonic) Luigi: Died (Mario almost killed him with a fireball, but kratos killed luigi instead.) Crash Bandicoot: Already dead (Decapitated head shown by mario, thrown at kratos.) Toad: Died (Mario used his head as a powerup) Mario: Died (Defeated by Kratos at the end) Peach: Survived (Claimed as Kratos' trophy) Daisy: Survived (Claimed as Kratos' trophy)
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