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The act of looking in the mirror, winking, and blowing imaginary smoke off of your fingertip. Often followed by silently mouth a phrase like “bad ass” or “I’m fucking hot” into the mirror. For maximum effect, this is best performed while wearing a Tshirt and underwear. If performed correctly, it is capable of causing erections lasting longer than four hours in bald men.
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