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Teary eyed, you take the opportunity with hope in your mouth to reach out and grab (and hold firmly) the double ended dildo which penetrates two subjgated liars before you "Oh hey brian what are you doing today?" "Oh you know, just going to the mall" "Woah buddy, thats a good opportunity to take hold of" "It tears me up to think I could and wouldn't brian, to think I could and wouldn't"
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