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A colloquial term for an arborist from upstate NY or other back woods place who employs felons, particularly, registered sex offenders. He first verifies that they are indeed registered sex offenders - or at a minimum convicted felon - and then he gives them unsupervised access to chainsaws and wood chippers. Sometimes accidents happen and there end up fewer felons than they started with, so it's not all bad. Other times - well, felons with chainsaw... The possibilities are endless, and some aren't so great.
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