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The spontaneous act of grabbing a tire—usually a spare, but any will do—and aggressively slapping, thumping, or drumming on it like it’s a bass drum in a rock concert. Often done in workplace environments to boost morale, summon primal energy, or just make coworkers laugh until they cry. Gromfrumping is equal parts performance art, stress relief, and absurd ritual.
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