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A self-proclaimed connoisseur of how a woman tastes during oral sex. Much like a sommelier can detect subtle notes in wine, a pussmelier claims to discern the flavor profile of a vagina—citing diet, hydration, health, and even stress levels as influencing factors. Often speaks with absurd confidence, poetic vocabulary, and unnecessary detail. May describe "earthy undertones," "bright acidity," or "a smooth, balanced finish" with a straight face.
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