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noun / adjective (pronounced: biz-donk) 1. A person who is outrageously, unnecessarily busy — but in the dumbest, most chaotic way possible. Think: answering Slack messages while microwaving coffee from yesterday, tripping over a yoga mat they never used. 2. A state of being where you’re so overcommitted that productivity becomes performance art. 3. The sound your brain makes when it short-circuits from pretending to have your life together.
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