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Herpes is 1% physical, and 99% psychological. This is because the skin condition itself is mild and only causes several “outbreaks” throughout your lifetime. What is far far worse is the fact the Internet has no consensus on whether or not to tell people you have herpes before sex. I am honored to tell everyone that I have gone through the pain and suffering required to have a definitive answer on this: NO!! NEVER TELL ANYONE YOU HAVE HERPES— EVER!! IT’S FUCKING STUPID!! THEY WILL NOT UNDERSTAND!! IT’S NOT “NICE” TO TELL PEOPLE BECAUSE IT SCARES THE FUCK OUT OF THEM FOR DEADASS NO REASON!! IT DOESN’T MATTER IF IT’S SOMEONE YOU’VE TALKED TO FOR NINE MONTHS , OR IF IT’S A LITERAL WHORE ON THE STREET!! DO. NOT. TELL. THEM!! STDS ARE LOVE!! STOP BEING AFRAID OF “ADULT COOTIES” AND START FUCKING!! YOU’RE FUCKING WELCOME!!
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