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Juan Felipe, also known in the wild as “Juan Pija,” is a phenomenon best described as a glitch in the human matrix. Lacking both aura and presence, he drifts through life with the charisma of a wet sponge. Academically, he’s a cautionary tale — not so much a student as a spectator in the classroom of life. Rumored to be missing more than just motivation, he’s often cited as evidence that evolution sometimes takes coffee breaks. Conversations with him tend to circle the drain of logic and often end with others questioning their own IQ. In terms of contribution to society, Juan Felipe ranks somewhere between expired yogurt and traffic. And yet, despite it all, he carries himself with the unearned confidence of someone who thinks cargo shorts are still a fashion statement.
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