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A question where someone is asked, "Eiffel Tower or Escargot". If they answer escargot, then they have to go to a fancy Parisian restaurant and goon on the most expensive plate of escargot. If they answer Eiffel Tower, then they must buy a model Eiffel Tower from the Eiffel Tower gift shop and insert the entirety of it into their rectum.
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