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Coffee extinction 2030 is when Coffee will become extinct. It will happen between 2030 and 2040 because of global warming (climate change). No Coffee means no Caffeine. No Caffeine means we will have to rely on Strattera and Adipex pills from MyHotDrug.com and Modafinil and Armodafinil pills from ModafinilXL.com and Khat seeds to grow Khat from GardenShaman.Eu and extract it with limes and drink the bitter juice. Legalizing Khat (which is more drought resistant and withstands higher temperatures than Coffee) is a strategy to deal with global warming. Using Strattera, Modafinil, Armodafinil, and Adipex in the meantime works. Benzedrex also works.
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