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Titanic That Bitch

*Hallmarks of Titanic-ing That Bitch* • Overwhelming and uncontrollable squirting—like the Hoover Dam got its back blown out. • Furniture flooding or displacement—if the bed hasn’t migrated two feet, you didn’t Titanic shit. • Crying, shaking, or laughing post-nut reactions—sometimes all three. At once. • Towels deployed like FEMA relief. • A full snack spread delivered like post-op care—electrolyte drinks, gummies, string cheese, a popsicle, maybe a Capri Sun. • Nudity + hoodie combo—she’s naked except for your hoodie and the of what just went down. • Unhinged laughter mid-cleanup—she’s wading through it like a survivor, still dripping, pointing at the puddle like “look what you did.” • You look around and realize: the bed’s soaked, the floor’s a crime scene, and the only thing intact is the outline of her ass on your soul. Blessed. • At least one moment where someone says “I think we broke the laws of physics.” • The mutual agreement that you’re doing that shit again in 30 minutes. • A statement like: • “I don’t know what just happened” • “I think I left my body.” • “Did we just fuck through a portal?” • “I saw my childhood bedroom” • “I think my ancestors clapped”

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