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A man who absolutely should not have internet access. A deranged, chronically online goblin whose grip on reality is shakier than a methhead’s 2 week binge. His brain is a glitching hard drive of half-baked conspiracy theories, unearned arrogance, and a pathological need to feel important, despite having the intellectual depth of a YouTube comment section. Divorced from reality, he spends his days rage-posting into the void, convinced he’s some kind of martyr for truth
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