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An individual with an extremely thin hog, a needle dick of sorts, who needs to scoop his nut sack forward and affix it to the shaft with rubberbands to add credibility to his Girth Certificate. The balls can be stuctured into one of two orientations: 1. Series: One in front of the other vertically along the base. For tortas with a longer twat. 2. Parallel: Each ball brought to an opposing side creating a hot dog bun. For wider twats or Asian women with a sideways smile.
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