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A mythical homeland of the Karenians — a parallel dimension where entitlement is law, managers are high priests, and the sacred texts are written in Yelp reviews. Karenia is governed by the Council of Perpetual Discontent, where residents hold ancient grudges over expired coupons and the wrong temperature of their pumpkin spice latte. Traits of Karenia include: HOA bylaws carved into stone tablets Ritualistic summoning of managers at full moons Emotional support wine tumblers issued at birth Passive-aggressive communication as national dialect Karenia exists simultaneously in every strip mall, airport, and gated community. You don’t visit Karenia — you’re dragged into it during a customer service call that never ends.
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