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A rare disease impacting multiple areas of the being. Symptoms include: horripilation, snatiation, barking cough, fishy body odor, sudden desire to eat ice, and extreme fatigue. This disease has no known cure, in part due to its status as a non-existent public health issue. While efforts to raise awareness modular botitis are certainly in progress, it is important to note that this disease has yet to affect anyone, ever.
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