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When you accidentally stumble into a funeral (typically one of a minority but any funeral works) and proceed to ask this. “I apologize for the random question but this is urgent: can anybody inform me on how to marginally increase my micropenis (approximately 2.4 inches in length) to roughly 7 inches? After I do so, I would like to compare penile length with that sexy person in the coffin.”
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