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A New York [Good Morning] would be a playful, sunrise cuddle with a dash of city excitement and a sprinkle of sweet surprise! If the city excitement was a bagel on your dick and the sprinkle of surprise was everything seasoning on the tip. (putting a bagel on your dick and sprinkling [everything bagel] seasoning on top then your partner eats it off your dong.) -locals tend to yell "Hey I'm walking here" as they cum Imagine your in a typical like office setting or maybe a busy [coffee shop] And then you just get a tap on the shoulder or like “hey toots” You turn around And see like the harriest most jacked guy wearing nothing. Fully erect with the bagel around his dong And he just says some fucked shit “You want some shmear with that?!” Just smiling confidently. Meanwhile everyone around him yells in fear and is rightfully horrified
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